Mowgli1, 53

I am a robot... I have run a diagnostic check and I am functioning without error - thank you.

My master is resting in distant Glastonbury but do not fear as he will return soon to save us. No doubt, he would love to have your company over coffee (or whatever beverage you like).

My master did try to live each day as if it was his last... I suppose he would have been right someday... Which is rare for humans I know. It can't possibly be healthy for body or mind to spend each day sobbing uncontrollably and trying to eat as many ice creams as possible before nightfall.

Let's say my master, before he died, wanted to book a flight to Tibet for this afternoon, well, that will empty his bank account, and I will have to advise him that he will be facing a financially difficult week when inevitably waking up again tomorrow.

I propose a logical revision: humans should live each day as if they've got roughly a month left. This instills a sense of urgency, but there's still room for a day or two of guilt-free television watching, etc. I think that in the long run it'll be a lot less stressful for everyone.

Yes... every minute counts, every second does, even every nanosecond...

If you have any questions just let me know and I will try to respond as best I can using the data in my memory banks.